• Image of Merry Christmas
  • Image of Merry Christmas
  • Image of Merry Christmas

Conventional cover message = "MERRY CHRISTMAS"

**Read in between for lusty letterpressed message = "come down on me"**

Letterpressed interior of card = "Or "Come down my chimney," if you want to get all Santa on my ass."

Card Dimensions = 7" x 5"

Envelope color is Jellybean green.