Conventional cover message = "TO MY CRAZY REMARKABLE HUSBAND: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY”
**Read in between for lusty letterpressed message = “want to fuck me”**
Letterpressed interior of mind-blowing card = “You know you do. Now let’s get to what made you a father in the first place.”
Card Dimensions = 7" x 5"
Envelope color is an eye-popping orange.